Flidbits: Rumble in Bethesda (Mean Streets of Bethesda)

Rumble in Bethesda (Mean Streets of Bethesda)
Friday, May 12, 2006

Currently Listening To: Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Currently Thinking About: Why I haven't folded my laundry yet
Currently I'd Rather Be: ... a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller....

So I was at the mall last night and something a little like this happened...

Bethesda Thug: Say, "Excuse me, Yo!"
Me: For what, punk?
Bethesda Thug: For hitting me.
Me: I didn't hit you.
Bethesda Thug: Yeah you did.
(Insert spill soda on me here)
Me: Yo!
Bethesda Thug: What now?!
Me: Let's rumble!
Bethesda Thug: Word!
(Rumble with Me being winner)
Random Girls: Ooooh! You're so hot and strong! Can we buy you a drink?
Me: You can buy me two.
(Crazy public displays of affection)

So yeah that really happened. I definitely did NOT go to Harp and Fiddle with Matt, Pat, and Paul. I definitely didn't turn in by 11, and I'm definitely not currently late for work.

So question of the post: Why does Eric make people lie on blogs?

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